WEEKLY ROUNDUP April 1, 2026
Hello! My name is Bob, and I just registered my 15,000th beer on Untappd. To celebrate what is without question my life’s greatest achievement, I am writing this week’s Amory’s Tomb Newsletter! It’s a new month, so let’s see what’s new at the Tomb:
FEATURED EVENT
Post Malone Night Friday, April 3rd!
Look, it was fun for awhile, but face it, we’re all getting tired of the whole “gray walls, doom metal” thing in the Taproom. I mean, I like loud distorted guitars and shrieking vocals as much as the next person, but enough’s enough already. Lighten up!
Fortunately, Allen and Rick agree! It’s time for the Taproom to feature something more upbeat. Something simpler. Something, well, more popular. Something likely to draw a bigger and younger crowd.
That’s right! On Friday, April 3rd, come to the Taproom for Post Malone Night! It’ll be all Post Malone music, all night! Will Allen and Rick favor his earlier era rap music or his more recent turn as a country artist? There’s only one way to find out!
And for one night only, the draughts in the Taproom will be served in red solo cups, just like Postie carries onstage! There will even be black makeup sticks and mirrors around for you to make your own (temporary) Post Malone face tattoos! So cool!
I can’t wait to hear amazing hits like “I Had Some Help (feat. Morgan Wallen)”, “Psycho (feat. Ty Dolla $ign)”, “Losers (feat. Jelly Roll)” and “Goodbyes (feat. Young Thug)”. Is there anyone Post Malone can’t get to collaborate with him on a song?
Check the Amory’s Tomb feed on Instagram and Facebook for more details on Post Malone Night. Oh, did I mention that Allen has decided to return to social media? They have, and with a vengeance! Amory’s Tomb even has a TikTok now!
It’s certainly going to be a Good Friday on April 3rd in the Taproom with Post Malone Night!
DRAUGHT UPDATE
New Milkshake IPA Released Today!!!
Allen and Rick have surprised us by releasing a new IPA today, and it’s a milkshake IPA! For those unfamiliar, a Milkshake IPA is a New England-style hazy IPA brewed with lactose sugar! Milkshake IPAs are thick and creamy, and usually have fruit added to them. I’ve heard Allen talk about brewing with lactose sugar since I first met him in the Taproom years ago, and now he’s done it!
The new beer is called “Pastel Neon Dragon”, and it’s brewed with a blend of proprietary hops sourced from South Dakota! It’s brewed with lactose sugar, of course, and then Allen and Rick added a ton of strawberries and bananas!
The result is a beer with a mouth feel that is thicker than Justin’s beard but Pastel Neon Dragon is not at all bitter. No more need to walk down the street to the McDonald’s for a strawberry milkshake. Amory’s Tomb’s got you covered!
Pastel Neon Dragon will be coming soon in cans, too! I’ve seen a mockup of the label and it is terrific. It has a cute, Yoshi-esque dragon flying in the center with all sorts of brightly colored stars and and smiley faces all around. Beautiful!
IPAs are always popular, hazy ones even more so, and it’s about time Allen and Rick jumped on the admittedly crowded bandwagon! Pastel Neon Dragon is sure to be a hit and the first in a rotating series of Milkshake IPAs. Enjoy a draught in the Taproom now!
Oh, and one more thing:
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Did I get you at all? Did you at least for a second think AT was hosting a Post Malone night? Or that Allen and Rick had started brewing with lactose sugar?
Don’t worry! Everything above is a complete lie! Well, except for the part about Allen talking about brewing with lactose sugar ever since I first met him. That’s true. He’s talks about how much he hates the idea of brewing with lactose sugar! Sorry if you got your hopes up, but there won’t be any Milkshake IPAs in the taproom any time soon!
COMING ATTRACTIONS
Here’s what’s coming soon at Amory’s Tomb
April 5 Open Easter Sunday - Sunday Fellowship
April 8 Wheat & Water Crafted Doughz (food truck)
April 18 Buds & Suds Market @ Widowmaker, Braintree
April 22 Wheat & Water Crafted Doughz (food truck)
May 2 Spring ArtWalk with Ben’s Raclette
No jokes here, just a solid lineup for the start of Spring. See you soon at the Tomb!
